Really?

You remember that kid in high school. You know the one I mean. "THAT" kid. That kid that smiles too much and is always. right. there. The one that will leap out of his chair the second you walk into a room JUST in case you want to sit down. That kid that would watch you walk down the hallway, grinning like a moron until you were totally out of site, the kid that would follow you to every class, even if it made him late to his own... That kid that would stand at the front doors of the school with a mr. pibb (just because you drink them and he wants you to be sure you see him drinking one too), looking like an abandoned puppy and then you come wandering up and you swear to jesus he's wagging his ass like a tail? That kid that didn't quiiiiiiite creep you out, but goddamnit he was close.


No? You didn't have that kid? My luck then. This guy, bless his heart, was like my little shadow all through high school. I think he was a grade below me, but jesus h christ, you would think we were in the womb together the way he attached himself to my hip. He was like... a moth. Yeah, a moth, because you swatted him away, but gently so that you wouldn't hurt him, but MOTHER FUCKER GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! 


You're probably wondering what brought up my nostalgic memories of that guy in high school who once told me that everytime I walked down the hall it was "like the Victoria Secret commercials when everything slows down and your hair blows in the wind" Okay- maybe that was a little creepy, but I digress. 


His name is Matt, and he popped up on Facebook IM today. It went a little something like this: 

hey kelli

long time no talk

how r u

Doin alright, yourself?

good

in my hottub in my basment chillin

lol

i havent seen u in forever

n u kno u miss me

hahahahhahahaha lol

im sure u dont lol

I haven't really given much thought to it

Gotta lot going on, you know.

i kno

i do too

lol

u kno i liked u alot in skool

i jus neva told u

lol

Ah yes, but you HAVE told me since

ok

jus makin sure

Yes, I'm fully aware

u kno if i died u wuda neva known

i cudnt remember

my bad

im sorry

I'm sure I would have heard if you died, no worried

worries, rather.

lol

ur engaged no so its not meant to be

but im happy now as well

Well I'm certainly glad you're happy

maybe you should have lots of babies

Matt is offline.

Matt is online.

No babies then?

yes lots

or jus lots of practice

Well then

Can't have too much practice I suppose.

u kno u like practice lol

What do you say to that? Was the turd asking about my SEX LIFE? Really? Uhmmmmm.... Hello, creepy guy that I haven't talked to in 6 years and wasn't even aware of the fact that we were FB friends. SURE I love sex! I especially like it with, you know, that guy that I'm gonna marry, and HELLO is that a girl you're kissing there? I bet she's lovely.

Sigh. I knew I shouldn't have taken a cleaning break. *shudder*