Really?

You remember that kid in high school. You know the one I mean. "THAT" kid. That kid that smiles too much and is always. right. there. The one that will leap out of his chair the second you walk into a room JUST in case you want to sit down. That kid that would watch you walk down the hallway, grinning like a moron until you were totally out of site, the kid that would follow you to every class, even if it made him late to his own... That kid that would stand at the front doors of the school with a mr. pibb (just because you drink them and he wants you to be sure you see him drinking one too), looking like an abandoned puppy and then you come wandering up and you swear to jesus he's wagging his ass like a tail? That kid that didn't quiiiiiiite creep you out, but goddamnit he was close.


No? You didn't have that kid? My luck then. This guy, bless his heart, was like my little shadow all through high school. I think he was a grade below me, but jesus h christ, you would think we were in the womb together the way he attached himself to my hip. He was like... a moth. Yeah, a moth, because you swatted him away, but gently so that you wouldn't hurt him, but MOTHER FUCKER GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! 


You're probably wondering what brought up my nostalgic memories of that guy in high school who once told me that everytime I walked down the hall it was "like the Victoria Secret commercials when everything slows down and your hair blows in the wind" Okay- maybe that was a little creepy, but I digress. 


His name is Matt, and he popped up on Facebook IM today. It went a little something like this: 

hey kelli

long time no talk

how r u

Doin alright, yourself?

good

in my hottub in my basment chillin

lol

i havent seen u in forever

n u kno u miss me

hahahahhahahaha lol

im sure u dont lol

I haven't really given much thought to it

Gotta lot going on, you know.

i kno

i do too

lol

u kno i liked u alot in skool

i jus neva told u

lol

Ah yes, but you HAVE told me since

ok

jus makin sure

Yes, I'm fully aware

u kno if i died u wuda neva known

i cudnt remember

my bad

im sorry

I'm sure I would have heard if you died, no worried

worries, rather.

lol

ur engaged no so its not meant to be

but im happy now as well

Well I'm certainly glad you're happy

maybe you should have lots of babies

Matt is offline.

Matt is online.

No babies then?

yes lots

or jus lots of practice

Well then

Can't have too much practice I suppose.

u kno u like practice lol

What do you say to that? Was the turd asking about my SEX LIFE? Really? Uhmmmmm.... Hello, creepy guy that I haven't talked to in 6 years and wasn't even aware of the fact that we were FB friends. SURE I love sex! I especially like it with, you know, that guy that I'm gonna marry, and HELLO is that a girl you're kissing there? I bet she's lovely.

Sigh. I knew I shouldn't have taken a cleaning break. *shudder*

Snow dayssssssssssss

It's so freaking quiet when it snows. Everything just... stops. It's neat, and I like it.


Also- I like the fact that it is almost 8 on a Monday morning and I am sitting on my ass in my pajamas watching Ryder push his trucks around the room like a crazy man. Usually, my kids would just now be arriving at school, going crazy and screeching about their weekend. Lucky for meeeeeeeee I can push it off until tomorrow or (fingers crossed) Wednesday and then they can come running in screeching about their snow adventures. They're really good kids, but goddamn they give me headaches! I seriously need to get back to writing and get away from depending on my teaching "paycheck" because it's crap. Seriously. Or, at least weasel my way into the public school system, either way. 


Anyway- I'm impressed with the snow this time. I'm very skeptical when the weatherman calls for snow, especially when it's enough to get me off work, so when Michael text me thing morning at like 5:15 and asked if we'd gotten snow I was almost scared to go look out the window. I knew that school was cancelled, but they cancel school if there's just ice. I begrudgingly hopped out of bed and went to the window. Holy hell it actually snowed! Like... enough to cover the grass. That's unusual. Ah well- I'm off to bundle my kid and throw snowballs in his face. :)